I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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