Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Randomize
