Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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