dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
tell me about the fingering
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