the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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