Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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