I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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