i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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