I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
