do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
This is my gift to your gina
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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