I'm really into asian looking animals
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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