yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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