There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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