why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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