Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I am available for nakedness
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