i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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