I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
he shaved USA in his pubs
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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