I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
