i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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