Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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