Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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