She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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