My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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