I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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