yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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