bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
