if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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