I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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