But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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