I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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