well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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