Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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