He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
