me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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