shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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