After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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