Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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