Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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