and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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