And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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