Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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