I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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