i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
