who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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