I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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