i think i have two assholes
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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