Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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