Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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