I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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