You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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