maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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