Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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